New Orthographic Agreement

Amerika has just signed a neu orθografik agrement uiθ Australia, England, and θe oθer English-speaking kountries, just as θe Portuguese speaking kountries have done in θe past.  θe canges are as folous:  θe leter "C" has ben abolished due to being found redundant.  It uil be replased bi an "S" or a "K," depending on uhic is apropriate for θe situation.  θe leter kombination "CH" uil be represented bi θe old leter "C," giving it purpose and meaning.  "W," or double "U," along uiθ al oθer double leters, uil be represented bi just θe single leter.  "Y" is abolished in favor of "I."  "TH" uil be represented bi θe Grek (nou English) leter "θ."  And "PH" uil be riten as "F."  Please go θrough iour diktionaries and θesauri and update θem akordingli.  θis program uil be fased into publik edukation over θe next 20 iears, dependent on kontinuing funding.