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26 February 2013

Bucket Lists

Through a series of high-caliber Internet searches extensive interviews, we've been able to track down the bucket lists of several celebrities. We've saved the best for last! Enjoy!


Tom Riddle (Lord Voldemort)

Destroy Harry Potter
Purge the world of Mudbloods
Steal the Sorcerer's Stone and live forever
Unleash a Basilisk on Hogwarts
Hear the prophecy about Harry Potter and myself
Acquire the Elder Wand
Destroy Harry Potter (for reals this time)
Vaca to Albania
Create seven (or eight) Horcruxes
Become the most powerful wizard ever
Find a spell to regrow my nose
Buy a toupée

Katniss Everdeen

Catch a fish with my bare hands
Volunteer for the Hunger Games
Find out Foxface's real name
Go to the Capitol
Survive the Quarter Quell
Get married to Gale
Light my wedding dress on fire
Get stung by tracker jackers
Go hunting with a gun



Thomas Edison

Invent the phonograph
Invent the electric light bulb
Invent the electric car battery
Invent every single thing you need to be functional
Spill sulfuric acid onto my boss's desk
Receive over 1,000 U.S. patents
Improve my phonograph design from 1877
Improve Alexander Graham Bell's phonograph design
Install direct current (DC) electricity in every town in the United States
Improve on Röntgen's barium platinocyanide fluoroscopy technology
Regret producing calcium tungstate fluoroscopes
Get over my fear of X-rays
Return to health on my pint of milk fad diet


Leifr Eiríksson (Leif Ericson)

Be the first white man to set foot on North America
Decide it wasn't worth it
Convince my dad to become a Christian
Get a statue in Chicago
Get a statue in Milwaukee
Get a statue at the Minnesota state capitol
Get a statue in Duluth
Get a statue in Seattle
Get a statue in Boston
Get a statue in the Louvre
Sail to Vinland with my dad, Erik the Red
Get a holiday named after myself
Find somewhere warmer than Breiðafjörður to live

Clark Kent (Superman)


Visit all seven continents
Visit the New Seven Wonders of the World
Stand on the Equator
Stand on the Prime Meridian
Stand on the Equator and the Prime Meridian simultaneously
Stand on the North Pole
Stand on the South Pole
Stand on the North Pole and the South Pole simultaneously
Climb Mount Kilimanjaro
Climb Mount McKinley
Climb K2
Climb Mount Everest
Circumnavigate the globe by boat
Bowl a perfect 300 in bowling
Catch a fish with my bare hands
Catch an eagle with my bare hands
Break the sound barrier
Experience zero gravity
Run a marathon
Run two marathons back-to-back
Lift a car above my head
Fly into the Sun unharmed
Find an antidote for Kryptonite


Cecil O. Samuelson, Jr.

Visit all seven continents
Visit the New Seven Wonders of the World
Stand on the Equator
Stand on the Prime Meridian
Stand on the Equator and the Prime Meridian simultaneously
Stand on the North Pole
Stand on the South Pole
Stand on the North Pole and the South Pole simultaneously
Climb Mount Kilimanjaro
Climb Mount McKinley
Climb K2
Climb Mount Everest
Circumnavigate the globe by boat
Bowl a perfect 300 in bowling
Catch a fish with my bare hands
Catch an eagle with my bare hands
Break the sound barrier
Experience zero gravity
Run a marathon
Run two marathons back-to-back
Lift a car above my head
Fly into the Sun unharmed
Find an antidote for Kryptonite



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